Journal: 2005 August 16
Posted by yilei.
05/8/16 (2005 August 16, Tuesday)
Yah, this thing's kind of really long. fynoda and I were working on it for awhile and having it drive us crazy until I decided to go bug my friend Ken to help us and have it drive him crazy too. lol Thanks Ken! He did most of it, but I helped some with phrasings and some of the notes and organization. The most complicated part was the paragraph toward the beginning. It's not just a paragraph, it's one gimongous run on sentence. @.@
EDIT: Added a note to better explain the huge paragraph of hell. XD
You guys...
Yesterday - you know what day that was?
Yeah...
Yup,
What's there to hide - "During the tour (the day right before the live concert)
I abandoned an artist who was having a fever, ventured out to the night's
'pleasure quarter' by myself, had the nerve to say "here's a present~" after
buying the artist a "nattou maki" that he couldn't eat, don't know why but
I ran over my laptop along with its case in a regular parking lot and so
I say to myself "I will never make the same mistake again...", and yet I
dont know why but I equip myself with the keen intelligence to buy a "low
resistance cushion" computer case, and at the "launch" I even ended up saying
"I, can't forgive myself... there's food left on the table" and to that aesthetics
with an unknown meaning (in other words, zero aesthetics) I cleaned out
the plate full of food, I drank all there was to drink, and next day as
promised, I had a hang over, I got car sick, and so that's the guy who's
constantly drunk w/ sake and himself - the legendary GTS (Great Manager
Saitou) (1) (like Mito Koumon)(2)." (13)
And yeah,
As always
maybe i'll read
"Miyavi-kun, hey"(3) (Mail from my fans)
Or
So I thought and then I saw...
!!!
Wha,
wha,
what!? (4)
All the mail addressed to me
got erased by Saitou Michitoshi's (currently looking for a gf) birthday
mail! (angry)
Funnu-!! (5)
(Sakuragi Hanamichi's style defense) (6)
Oraoraoraoraoraora!!
(* This is Jojo) (7)
Nuora-!! (8)
(Ittetsu, turns over the chabudai)(9)
|
v
(Hyuuma, surprised)
|
v
(Akiko, quietly looking from within the pillar's shadows)(10)
|
v
(Michitoshi, born as the eldest son of the Saitou family)
And so
a thing to fear... Saitou Michitoshi's popularity
(the type of girl he likes is 12 Girls Band)
And from here on again, please give the best regards to the happy guy "PSYchon"
(11)
PS: Sendai (place in japan) Ko-miyavi ganbare. even if you're not Ko-miyavi,
ganbare too (12)
(1) This is a reference to Great Teacher Onizuka, only it's a little off
since he replaced teacher with manager, but it probably would've been harder
for people to get the joke if he hadn't kept it GTS.
(2) Mito Koumon is a famous figure from the Edo Period. Info can be found
here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mito_komon(3) Translation of the fanmail sending portion of the site "Miyavi-kun,
ano ne"
(4) Nanto is in a different kanji but "what" is what he means... "nanto"
is the constellation that's in a cross... forgot what you call it in english,
and it could be a reference to the "Fist of the North Star" considering
he makes references to other Shounen Jump comics ~Note courtesy of Ken
(5) This is a sound effect describing anger and fuming.
(6) Sakuragi Hanamichi is a character from Slam Dunk
(7) Referrincing the "Oraoraoraoraoraora!!" which is from Jojo's Bizarre
Adventure as the main character's BGM.
(8) A sound effec/expression you say when lashing out.
(9) A chabudai is a small, low round table you sit at. This line here is
in reference to this joke:
www.japannewbie.com/archives/000106.html(10) Reference to an old anime called Kyojin no Hoshi
(11) Miyavi makes a pun here with the term "douzo" in which instead he writes
the kanji for "bronze statue", but he really means the "douzo" as in please.
(12) On August 16, 2005 at 11:46 am, Miyagi prefecture had an earthquake
and Sendai is a city in the prefecture. News article here:
news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050817/ap_on_re_as/japan_earthquake_15I'd like to thank feikusa on the psycholecemu community for that info earlier today that allowed me to catch that reference.
(13) The entire paragraph seems to be a blockquote from Saitou's point of view